98% of People are Stupid - Unisex Hoodie walla walla flanked by orange ribbon banners

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98% of People are Stupid - Unisex Hoodie walla walla flanked by orange ribbon bannersClaiming to be in the smart 2% while wearing a grammatically questionable statement is the Dunning Kruger effect doing a victory lap. Everyone in the checkout line gets the joke except the person broadcasting it. The Details: Large white block sans serif text reads "98%" above a smaller white handwritten script reading "of people are stupid." A white rounded rectangular banner contains distressed white stencil style uppercase text reading "THANK GOD