Beaver Liquor - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Brown Distressed white script text reads

Distressed white script text reads "Fratelli's" at the top

Skeletons waiting for Halloween have the patience of someone who started counting down on November 1st and meant it

Founding fathers didn't specify which bear arms

The mystery

One does not simply walk in without stopping at the gift shop

Beaver Liquor - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Brown Distressed white script text readsBeaver Liquor only works because your brain processes it faster than your dignity can intervene. That cheerful cartoon mascot exists solely to give you three seconds of plausible deniability before grandma sounds it out. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BEAVER LIQUOR" above a cartoon beaver in brown and orange with a white belly, crosshatched flat tail, large front teeth, and a cheerful expression, holding a green bottle. Green text