Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads - Unisex T-Shirt butler Santa ditched the sleigh to

Santa ditched the sleigh to pop wheelies on a mountain bike like a D

" arching across the top and "THREE ORANGE WHIPS" across the bottom

surrounded by gold script reading "Pomade

Smaller white script text reads "Since" and "Birth" flanking the mosquito on either side

but Chicken Boy fed its mythology

Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads - Unisex T-Shirt butler Santa ditched the sleigh toRequesting sharks with frickin' laser beams is just basic villain infrastructure, not some luxury line item. Number Two treating world domination like a quarterly earnings call is why evil never scales properly. Inspired by Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. The Details: Bold red italic script text reads "Sharks" above smaller golden yellow lowercase text reading "with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads." A teal cartoon shark with