Abe Froman - Sausage King of Chicago - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL clean white sans-serif text reads

clean white sans-serif text reads "I Like" and "Piña Coladas" stacked on two lines

Flowing teal-green script reads "Visit" above large distressed golden-yellow block letters reading "KRULL

and honestly both land the same

Adding "-o" to English words after three margaritas should count as a second language on a resume

and George will die on that hill while the entire Yankees organization slowly unravels around him

Abe Froman - Sausage King of Chicago - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL clean white sans-serif text readsReservations at Chez Quis require either a name on the list or the sheer audacity to impersonate Chicago's most powerful meat mogul. Nobody questions royalty when the crown fits. Inspired by Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The Details: Large distressed white decorative serif text reads "Abe Froman" above a retro cartoon sausage mascot wearing a golden crown, white gloves, and black shoes, striding with one finger raised in a mid century advertising