My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Distressed navy-blue upward-pointing arrow sits

Distressed navy-blue upward-pointing arrow sits above bold weathered navy-blue block text reading "PIE HOLE

Large white distressed block text reads "UNCLE ROMAN'S BOAT RENTALS" above smaller orange and yellow condensed text reading "BLOW SOME COIN ON A KICK-ASS DRAG BOAT

Giant squid puns require a level of commitment to bad humor that most people reserve for fantasy football

and "To Thanksgiving" on the third line

bringing organized baseball to a proud Iowa river town

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Distressed navy-blue upward-pointing arrow sitsSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and