The Philosoraptor - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy " and "PICO RIVERA

" and "PICO RIVERA

" above a vintage hand-drawn couple roller skating together within a golden-yellow diamond set over pink diagonal stripes

a distressed teal illustration depicts a motorboat sitting on a two-wheeled trailer above an angled ramp shape with wavy water along its base

White text at the bottom reads "5200 DEMPSTER ST

Distressed orange text reads "507 FEET" above larger orange block lettering reading "SWING AWAY" flanking a halftone portrait of Merrill Hess surrounded by crop circle glyphs

The Philosoraptor - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy " and "PICO RIVERAPhilosoraptor spent 66 million years dead and still asks better questions than most people with a podcast. The toga is doing a lot of work hiding those disemboweling claws, but honestly, so did Socrates' reputation. The Details: A painterly bust portrait depicts a velociraptor wearing a white draped toga and green laurel wreath, gazing upward with mouth closed, rendered in warm earth tones. Below, golden olive serif text reading "PHILOSORAPTOR" sits