You Axolotl Questions - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL holding a golden saxophone with

holding a golden saxophone with its feet

A retro travel poster style illustration depicts the Fhloston Paradise cruise ship silhouetted against a large orange disc flanked by white clouds

" "RIVERSIDE

Bold distressed white block text reads "SMOKE SALMON" above the illustration and "NOT METH" below

Spicoli discovering basic commerce rules feels like watching someone encounter fire for the first time

You Axolotl Questions - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL holding a golden saxophone withAxolotls regenerate entire limbs but still can't handle a simple interrogation without making it a whole pun. Apparently growing back a spine is easier than answering a direct question. The Details: Curved white rounded retro text reads "YOU AXOLOTL" arched above a cartoon axolotl in peach pink with pink feathery gills, dot eyes, a small smile, and white bubbles floating nearby. Teal green aquatic plants and seaweed flank the character on both sides.