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Arched distressed white text reads "AMITY ISLAND" in varsity-style lettering

Stamping "allergic to mornings" directly onto a sunburst is the graphic design equivalent of putting a peanut warning label on an EpiPen

Skeletons throwing devil horns at a party have a confidence that only comes from having absolutely nothing left to hide

flanked by red and blue stars

Chunky yellow retro text reads "I DON'T ROLL ON" above a cartoon portrait of Walter Sobchak's scowling face wearing yellow-tinted aviator sunglasses

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