Shit's Creek Survivor - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Mountains described as "hill areas"

Mountains described as "hill areas" is the kind of pun that should require a permit and a public safety warning

Patriotic firecrackers exist solely as plausible deniability for people whose actual Fourth of July plans involve a completely different kind of explosion

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Blue block text reads "DOWNTOWN" above vertically stacked red letters spelling "BOWL

Shit's Creek Survivor - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Mountains described as "hill areas"Paddling through Shit's Creek and slapping a vintage camp logo on it is the most honest souvenir anyone over thirty can own. Every barbecue has at least six survivors, and none of them packed sunscreen. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "SHIT'S CREEK" above a distressed vintage illustration of a figure in a hat paddling a canoe, with small wavy lines depicting water beneath and around the hull. Below the illustration, golden yellow