Hal's Quilts - Women's T-Shirt Size:L squiggly lines

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The trophy is participation

Arched light green block text reads "VICTORIA" above muted green text reading "ESTD" and "1958" flanking a cartoon anthropomorphic rosebud mascot in pink and green

Doc Brown's zip line technique involves zero harnesses

Lamar's pirouette-to-javelin technique is the only event where artistic interpretation outscores raw distance

Hal's Quilts - Women's T-Shirt Size:L squiggly linesHal's quilting business has a strict no returns policy enforced by the same guy who locked grandma in a closet. Complain about the stitch count and he'll physically show you the door. Inspired by Happy Gilmore. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "HAL'S QUILTS" above a centered posterized white portrait of Hal with curly hair, a mustache, and a scowl. Distressed white text reading "SINGE" and "1996" flanks the portrait alongside