I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex T-Shirt steubenville Distressed blue sans-serif text below

Distressed blue sans-serif text below reads "167TH and COLUMBIA" and "HAMMOND

and yellow stands upright on a red base

with "RIBBON CUT CHEWING TOBACCO" curving below and "TRD" and "MRK" flanking two crossed arrows on the white inner circle

Bold dark green serif text below reads "WHO CUT ONE

Bold white distressed text below reads "IT CAME WIT DE FRAME

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex T-Shirt steubenville Distressed blue sans-serif text belowCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved