Never Fight a Dinosaur - Unisex Tank Top 80s rendered in golden-yellow cheese

rendered in golden-yellow cheese

a mid-century bowling alley built when the west side was still open desert

Spoonerisms exist so your brain does the dirty work and the shirt stays technically innocent

Some teams belong to a city the way a church steeple belongs to a skyline

with a vintage hand-drawn woman in a red dress and roller skates posed beside a red

Never Fight a Dinosaur - Unisex Tank Top 80s rendered in golden-yellow cheeseSquaring up against a T Rex in a suit like you're settling a bar tab requires the exact confidence that gets people jurasskicked. The dinosaur doesn't even need to throw a punch, it just needs to show up. The Details: Cream yellow retro script text reads "Never Fight a Dinosaur" above a pulp style illustration of a blue toned man in a suit squaring off against a green dinosaur lunging with jaws open. A teal outlined rounded rectangle at the bottom