Morning Wood Lumber Company - Unisex Hoodie dodgers A marquee-shaped frame in red

A marquee-shaped frame in red and orange gradient displays a decorative crown-like arch at top

Inspired by Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color

and choosing violence at the dessert table

Distressed white block text arcs above reading "FIRST HE'S GONNA SHIT

Spilling sodium is just passive-aggressive seasoning at this point

Morning Wood Lumber Company - Unisex Hoodie dodgers A marquee-shaped frame in redMorning Wood Lumber Co. has been working hard since 1963, which is the kind of dedication that deserves a slow clap and zero eye contact. Grandma will be so proud of your commitment to the timber industry. The Details: Distressed sage green block serif text reads "MORNING WOOD" above smaller text reading "ESTD" and "1963" flanking an olive gold end grain log illustration with visible tree rings and a small branch. Below, sage green serif text reads