Don't Be a Filthy Oar - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Bold white uppercase text below

Bold white uppercase text below reads "COME FOR VACATION

Inspired by The Last Dragon

the wave breaks here don't be there

Circular portrait of Scott Howard in tan and brown tones tops a vintage shield-shaped label outlined in red with decorative wheat flourishes

Aliens crossed the entire galaxy just to treat Earth like a gas station bathroom they refuse to stop at

Don't Be a Filthy Oar - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Bold white uppercase text belowCalling someone a filthy oar is the most polite insult ever hidden behind one consonant. That smug pipe smoking sailor knows exactly what he said, and he's betting your grandmother doesn't. The Details: Arched navy blue block text reads "DON'T BE A FILTHY OAR" in two lines. Below, a mid century clip art sailor grins with a smoking pipe clenched in his teeth, wearing a captain's hat with an anchor emblem, rendered in navy blue ink. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe