I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Hoodie Color:Red " Small blue serif text

" Small blue serif text at the bottom reads "FALL RIVER

Repping it now is either a hometown flex or proof you've reached the final stage of antique mall addiction

Hans planned for everything except one barefoot problem

Golden-yellow distressed serif text reads "SLOW JAM" across the top

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I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Hoodie Color:Red " Small blue serif textCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved