Just Here For The Boobies - Unisex T-Shirt merced Distressed red serif text reads

Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines

Fitzgerald's Casino Hotel stood tall on Fremont Street in downtown Las Vegas

"ESTD" and "1866" flank the diamond

Two champagne flutes filled with a golden liquid are positioned on either side of the bottle

Placing an encyclopedia-grade donkey illustration above the word HOLE is the classiest outsourcing of profanity ever designed

Just Here For The Boobies - Unisex T-Shirt merced Distressed red serif text readsGhosts claiming plausible deniability through a pun have the same energy as guys who read Playboy for the articles. That sheet isn't fooling anyone, and the horror font on "boobies" is working harder than any costume at the party. The Details: Bubbly, dripping horror style lettering in distressed cream reads "JUST HERE FOR THE" above a larger "BOOBIES." A vintage style ghost with tattered edges, large dark oval eyes, and outstretched skeletal hands