German Sausage Jokes Are Just The Wurst - Unisex Hoodie Color:Light Blue matching distressed white block text

matching distressed white block text reads "WAIT TWO DAYS

" with a distressed illustration of a low-roofed building flanked by palm trees beside a bowling ball and pin

Distressed gray block text reads "BIRMINGHAM" above a baseball flanked by "18" and "87

Bold white serif text reads "THE BEETUS" across the top

The fact that "smoke" needs that kind of clarification tells you everything the census won't

German Sausage Jokes Are Just The Wurst - Unisex Hoodie Color:Light Blue matching distressed white block textGerman sausage puns operate on the principle that acknowledging a joke is terrible somehow makes it funnier, which is a level of psychological warfare most comedians can only dream of. Precision engineering applied to wordplay was inevitable. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration of a sliced sausage log with two cut rounds sits at the top, rendered in pink and dark maroon with visible spice spots in the cross sections. Dark maroon Gothic