Where My Hose At? - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Distressed white bold uppercase text

Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY

Pizza occupying the same brain space as an ex is at least an upgrade in reliability

with "LANES" in light blue to the right

Large flowing white script reads "& Steal" above a white silhouette of a runner sliding headfirst into a base

" and "WILLOWBROOK

Where My Hose At? - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Distressed white bold uppercase textFirefighters spent decades being America's most wholesome profession just for a homophone to undo all of it. Asking where the hose is at hits different when you're pointing like a 1950s propaganda poster at last call. The Details: White lowercase bold sans serif text on the left reads "where my hose at?" beside a white stencil art portrait of a firefighter in a traditional helmet marked "1," pointing forward. Both elements are rendered in a vintage