Assman New York License Plate - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Replacing the one-eyed pirate with

Replacing the one-eyed pirate with a fedora-wearing archaeologist who solves disputes with a revolver is the most logical logo upgrade ever

Complete with a classy retro "golden record" design

" Diagonal parallel black lines extend above and below the banner

Somewhere a dad pointed at this in a hardware store and made a friend for life

Homer's hunger strike proved losing baseball hurts worse than losing dignity

Assman New York License Plate - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Replacing the one-eyed pirate withHey, the Assman's in town! Assman license place design inspired by Seinfeld. Printed on our super soft ring spun & combed cotton unisex T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather edition (cotton poly blend) for an even softer, more durable, classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.