I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Los Angeles Wearing it guarantees someone will

Wearing it guarantees someone will ask if it's real

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which is enclosed in a red pill-shaped border

Arched white Art Deco-style text reads "COLISEUM" across a red upper section

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Los Angeles Wearing it guarantees someone willSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white