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Giant squid puns require a level of commitment to bad humor that most people reserve for fantasy football

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Arched golden-yellow serif text reads "ESTABLISHED 1910" above a distressed cartoon pelican in white and golden-yellow

A Seinfeld and Greatest American Hero plus George Costanza mashup

with "HOBBS" and "N

Eastwood Ravine - Long Sleeve T-Shirt eugene Giant squid puns require aNaming a ravine after everyone locals assume died in it is peak Hill Valley civic planning. Marty earning that honor under a panicked alias is the most McFly outcome possible. Inspired by Back to the Future Part III. The Details: Silhouetted bottles line a golden yellow banner above distressed Western style text reading "EASTWOOD RAVINE." A weathered portrait of Marty McFly in a cowboy hat sits centered over converging railroad tracks in matching