Safety Third - Classic Foam Trucker Hat wlmfgog " above large golden-yellow script

" above large golden-yellow script reading "Barbaraeans

Lincoln's graphic tee reads "IT'S NOT 4TH OF JULY UNTIL MY WIENER COMES OUT" in bold white block text around a hot dog graphic

perfectly capturing the spirit of the season

Franchising rebellion in the town that banned dancing is the pettiest power move in teen movie history

representing a city eager to claim its place in organized baseball

Safety Third - Classic Foam Trucker Hat wlmfgog " above large golden-yellow scriptRanking safety third implies it still made the list, which is generous for anyone lighting firecrackers like a bouquet at their own funeral. Missing eyebrows every July tell the rest of the story. The Details: Slightly arched white varsity style block text reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the upper chest. Cartoon style hands in skin tone ink appear below, one gripping a bundle of red firecrackers, the other holding a lit lighter approaching the fuse. Fit &