WWJBD - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Demoting safety to third place

Demoting safety to third place behind a lit firework and a claw hammer is less a priority list and more a discharge summary

Inspired by Lost

Dropped ice cream cones commit to the ground with more conviction than most people commit to therapy

Yellow cursive text reads "Laughing" above bold yellow text reading "Clown

Red text reads "IF YOU LIKE PARIS

WWJBD - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Demoting safety to third placeMoral guidance from a guy who paid the Pork Chop Express off hauling mystical cargo is surprisingly reliable. Just remember, it's all in the reflexes. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A digital illustration of Jack Burton depicts him with a flowing mullet and white tank top, holding a TEC 9 upright over his right shoulder. Large white block letters read "WWJBD" below. Distressed pink text reads "WHAT WOULD JACK BURTON DO?"