John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Killian really needed to revisit

Killian really needed to revisit his hiring process

Distressed white text beneath reads "I LIED

Teal text reads "LAST SEASON'S WINNERS" followed by large stacked white capitals reading "WHITMAN

White rounded serif text below reads "It's a Jelly

A gold ribbon banner displays "1985" in dark lettering

John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Killian really needed to revisitRetiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text