I Love Motorboating - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Neal's five stages of grief

Neal's five stages of grief happened in four seconds flat

I can feel down in my plums

chunky retro style reads "Trophy Husband" across the center chest

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Large cream block text at the bottom reads "CHRISTMAS

I Love Motorboating - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Neal's five stages of griefSlapping "I Heart Motor Boating" in the most wholesome souvenir shop font is the thinnest plausible deniability since "I was holding it for a friend." Nobody has ever bought this because they're passionate about Yamahas. The Details: Large distressed white letter "I" sits above a solid red heart symbol in the classic civic pride format. Bold distressed white stacked text reads "MOTOR BOATING" beneath the heart, with all elements centered in a vertical