I'm No Cactus Expert - Unisex T-Shirt 80s Bold white uppercase sans-serif text

Bold white uppercase sans-serif text stacked left-aligned across three lines reads "DEATH BEFORE DISCO" in blocky letterforms with squared-off edges

A flat-style illustration of a drab olive green 1970s station wagon sits in profile with a roof rack

Spicoli's television repair philosophy involves showing up two hours late

CA" in red serif type at the bottom right

with "ESTD" and "1989" at the top

I'm No Cactus Expert - Unisex T-Shirt 80s Bold white uppercase sans-serif textClaiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive aggressive playbook. That cactus is just a green alibi standing between you and a conversation with HR. The Details: Arched white vintage serif text reads "I'M NO CACTUS EXPERT, BUT" above bold centered white block lettering reading "I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE." A stylized hand drawn saguaro cactus in yellow green with darker