Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Inspired by Karate Kid

Inspired by Karate Kid

A retro two-color illustration in brown and seafoam green depicts a mid-century cafeteria building with large windows

drumsticks

wire-frame glasses

but Kona was where the community showed up

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Inspired by Karate KidParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming