The North Swole - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL A gold ribbon banner displays

A gold ribbon banner displays "1985" in dark lettering

Details: Features retro yellow and orange script text reading "I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT" in a 70s/80s style font

a baseball in flight nearby

a curly black mustache tucked beneath the hat brim

Turning into a beast only reveals what every teenager at that party already wanted

The North Swole - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL A gold ribbon banner displaysSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.