Beaver Liquor - Unisex Hoodie defunct an olive-gold cartoon log mascot

an olive-gold cartoon log mascot wearing a cap runs in stride while gripping a baseball bat and ball

Featuring Santa Claus with a wink of adult humor

The Moonlight Garden Skating Palace is gone

Distressed golden-yellow engraving-style illustration depicts rope looped through an anchor's ring

It reminds us of all that once was good

Beaver Liquor - Unisex Hoodie defunct an olive-gold cartoon log mascotBeaver Liquor only works because your brain processes it faster than your dignity can intervene. That cheerful cartoon mascot exists solely to give you three seconds of plausible deniability before grandma sounds it out. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BEAVER LIQUOR" above a cartoon beaver in brown and orange with a white belly, crosshatched flat tail, large front teeth, and a cheerful expression, holding a green bottle. Green text