Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL On warm summer nights

On warm summer nights

then drank his way past caring about it

it was the kind of place where Friday nights meant league play

White script text reads "Fabulous 32 automatic lanes" above angular dark lettering reading "Java Lanes" on pink rectangular blocks

A vintage hand-drawn illustration of a muscular Jesus pressing a barbell overhead appears in orange

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL On warm summer nightsCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads