Shake and Bake - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL OREGON" beside a small Oregon

OREGON" beside a small Oregon state outline with a blue star

rendered in brown and golden-yellow ink

Surviving is optional but politically encouraged

" and "Red River Valley League" surrounding the character

and Judy proved the real fantasy is competent women with access to rat poison and a garage door opener

Shake and Bake - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL OREGON" beside a small OregonShaking and baking was never a cooking technique, it was a blood oath between two men whose entire theology ran on Mountain Dew and lap times. Cal never should have stopped being the magic man. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Distressed block letters in alternating red, blue, and yellow spell "SHAKE" across the top, with white text reading "AND" between two fist bumping hands wearing red racing gloves. Multicolored distressed text below