Trust Me I'm a Professional - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL wearing a white cap

wearing a white cap

Halftone crosshatched portraits depict two figures

Kilgore's beach recon priorities rank wave height above enemy positions

a curly black mustache tucked beneath the hat brim

Distressed teal wave curl surrounds white text reading "ESTD 1987" above bold yellow brushstroke script reading "Turtle's" and blocky pink uppercase text reading "SURF ACADEMY

Trust Me I'm a Professional - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL wearing a white capBare wires sparking together is the universal symbol for someone whose confidence peaked about three seconds before the breaker tripped. Electrical tape and optimism are doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "TRUST ME," above "I'M A" in a smaller size. A hand drawn white illustration depicts two hands pressing stripped wire ends together, producing a jagged electrical arc and spark lines at the contact