Groundhog Roller Rink - Punxsutawney, PA - Vintage Roller Rink - Women's T-Shirt vintage baseball Registration number '180924609' appears below

Registration number '180924609' appears below in matching distressed golden-yellow lettering

Curved white text reading "HOME OF THE SUGAR PUCK" arches above a small oval portrait of Stan Mikita

Spoonerisms exist so your brain does the dirty work and the shirt stays technically innocent

Distressed white horror-style text reads "GIVE ME

but by simply always being there

Groundhog Roller Rink - Punxsutawney, PA - Vintage Roller Rink - Women's T-Shirt vintage baseball Registration number '180924609' appears belowPunxsutawney already trusts a rodent in formal wear to predict the weather, so building a roller rink there is honestly the least unhinged civic decision on record. Somewhere a groundhog in a top hat is doing laps with more confidence than you ever will. The Details: Golden yellow circular badge with blue concentric ring borders displays arched blue text reading "GROUNDHOG ROLLER RINK" along the top and "PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA." along the bottom. A vintage