The kind of shirt that starts conversations without needing an explanation
It’s the kind of design that whispers devilry beneath its regal composure
This design turns an accusation into a coronation with the line every Satanic Witch can smirk at: “You say Satanic Witch like it’s a bad thing
INCH CM INCH CM 2XS 28 ⅜ 72 35 ⅜ 90 XS 29 ⅞ 76 37 94 S 31 ½ 80 38 ⅝ 98 M 33 ⅛ 84 40 ⅛ 102 L 36 ¼ 92 43 ¼ 110 XL 39 ⅜ 100 46 ½ 118 2XL 42 ½ 108 49 ⅝ 126 3XL 45 ⅝ 116 52 ¾ 134 4XL 48 ⅞ 124 55 ⅞ 142 5XL 52 132 59 150 6XL 55 ⅛ 140 62 ¼ 158
• Athletic shape with a curved visor
Satan Wants You Insulated Tumbler Towels The kind of shirt thatDrink like a heretic, this 20 oz stainless steel tumbler features the classic Church of Satan Join Now parody design, a satirical echo of the old U. S. Army recruitment poster, reimagined for those who enlist only in their own cause. Crafted from high grade stainless steel and finished in bold, polished color, its perfect for your morning brew, midnight elixir, or anything worth raising in ritual. Each tumbler includes a fitted lid and reusable straw,
